Poetry Competition 2019
Yes, it’s time for another poetry competition so that we can show off YOUR talent; It doesn’t have to be serious and it can be on any subject you want!
The writer of the best poem decided by our team will win a £50 Natural French Soap Voucher.
The remaining poems will be entered into a draw for a further £25 voucher.
So it doesn't matter if yours isn't the best, you still have a chance to win!
Please send your entry to me directly at firstname.lastname@example.org
Automated entries, bulk entries or third party entries will be disqualified!
The Winner will be chosen by the Natural French Soap team.
Winners will be contacted via email: names will be displayed on our website.
The Judges decision is final and no correspondance will be entered in to.
The competition will run from now until September 30th 2019.
Natural French Soap is compliant with the data protection act. Our policy is such that we will not pass on your details to any third party without your prior consent.
Here are some wonderful poems from our 2015 Poetry Competition.
I hope you enjoy them as much as we do
A FRENCH MAN CAME TO MY DOOR
HIS ARRiVAL MADE ME SMILE.
I AWAITED HIS GETTING HERE,
IT ONLY TOOK HIM BUT A SHORT WHILE.
I TOOK HIM UP MY STAIRWAY
OUI ! RIGHT INTO MY BATH.
HE MADE ME FEEL SO WONDERFUL
MY SECRET MAKES ME LAUGH.
I FELT HIM TOUCH MY SHOULDER,
I FELT HIM TOUCH MY NECK.
I HADN'T SEEN HIM SINCE PARIS,
SO I FIGURED "WHAT THE HECK".
I HAD NEVER FOUND ANYONE LIKE HIM,
I REALLY MISSED HIM SO.
I LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR YEARS
BUT DID I FIND HIM? NO.
I CAN SAY HE MADE ME FELL GOOD
FROM MY HEAD DOWN TO MY TOE,
OH, I GUESS I BETTER TELL YOU
I'LL LET THE SECRET GO.
IT'S NOT A MAN I TALK ABOUT,
IT'S NOT A LONG LOST LOVE.
IT NOT WHAT YOUR THINKING,
DON'T MISTAKE WHAT I HAVE SAID ABOVE.
"LE PETIT MARSEILIAIS" IS WHAT I SPEAK ABOUT
I FINALLY FOUND A SOURCE, HOORAY!
YOU TOO CAN SMELL AND FEEL AS WONDERFUL
JUST GET SOME 'Lait De Amande Douce TODAY!
Smooth and silky
Cool and milky
Fresh and breezy
Pure and honest
Flowers and fruits
Milks and honey
Buy Ken`s soaps
For not much money
Love your skin
You`ll always win
With Natural French soaps
So buy some in!
There once was a soap man named Ken
Who sold on the markets and then
He set up a site
keeps him working all night
again and again and again!
A terrible effort by
Without all the lovelies from natural soap
In the bathroom I would just never cope
Even soaps to match my colour scheme
Now that is such a wonderful dream
My favourite has to be the anti-wrinkle
All the ageing signs start to look less crinkled
The best for me being soap rose-honey
My gosh! That is just so worth the money
The soap is so lovely to use on my face
I use it daily with flair and such grace
It's soft and soothing and oh so kind
Even for my little behind
Now get yourself ordering with Sophie and Ken
They will send you your order from their little den
Order a little or a huge amass
Their service is nothing but totally first class
There once was a couple named Sophie & Ken,
They sold heaps of soap to both women and men
At the markets of France they made quite a billing
But from the World Wide Web they fancied a killing
They sold beautiful soaps in all variations
But now no trips or nice locations
At their desks all hours now spent
Still talking and selling but not from their tent
Up all night with no sweet rest
Still, now all their customers think them “the best” !
Soaps of France -
But my cupboard’s empty!
That’s just fine –
Nature’s soaps aplenty!
This is Jen!
I want to buy your savon.
Not just one –
I’ll take some.
Postage free? Let’s have ‘em!
Brings good cheer,
Soap all wrapped in tissue!
And what’s this?
Extra bliss –
A hidden gift – well bless you!
But Lily’s boss,
She gives a toss,
And keeps her parents going.
“Update the site!
Each witty bite
Will keep our clients showing!”
You’ll find it here,
And that’s a solemn promise!
Is just the best
From Sophie, Ken (– and Thomas)!